WARNING: The Video
Reviewed In This Post Contains Sexually Explicit Content
Now that I’ve gotten that needless disclaimer out of the
way, we can get down to business. Even overly
analytical types like me need to unwind every now and then. In
such cases, nothing does the trick better than a rap video featuring a bevy of voluptuous
strippers. Such clips usually accompany uptempo,
raunchy party records. The latest bit of such recreational material comes from Ludacris and Gucci Mane, under the title "Shake N Fries."
Though I acknowledge Luda’s talent, I’ve never been a huge
fan of his save for a handful of songs.
These days, his comedic, irreverent shtick seems especially tired. Perhaps in a bid to remain relevant, many of
his recent hits have been geared towards the skrip clubs. “Shake
N Fries” is no different, and wears its crass intentions on its sleeve. This time out, Luda enlists the help of Gucci
Mane. The prospect of these two performing a duet
is hardly enticing. Thankfully, the lyrically
challenged featured guest is confined to the hook.
The beat sounds like it was pieced together on a Speak & Spell and
then outfitted with the requisite hand claps and 808 kicks.
The unremarkable song is accompanied by some truly
remarkable scenery. Bodies are contorted
into various pretzel shapes and booty cheeks jiggle like Jell-O molds. Virtual lap
dances are handed out like Halloween candy.
The 80’s graffiti motif had me expecting the dancers to start doing
windmills and backspins at any moment. Videos
like these hardly need any amount of critique or analysis. “Shake N Fries” speaks a universal language
that any heterosexual male should be able to understand. Those who need
translators, interpreters, or subtitles should seek professional help
immediately.
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